Oh https://t.co/b1Mq6OKRi1

Oh https://t.co/b1Mq6OKRi1
I as well had telecommunications with the @AbstractChain team upon this day
Many such matters were conversed
Nary a concern hath left unsettled
I doth presume abstractus agustus returneth?
The alpha, thy question?
Buyeth Godeth thee Doggeth. https://t.co/hwL946RfXx
IMO the most cringe HIP-2 launch in Hyperliquid history was $GOD by "Valhalla Foundation".
They paid $1M for the ticker (lmao) and genuinely thought the entire chain's TVL would line up to bid it. They even promised an airdrop for HYPE stakers... which, of course, never happened.
The problem? Nobody aped.
The token got nuked to effectively zero, the only bid left on the book is $26, and the X account has been inactive for 8 months.
At least that $1M ultimately helped hyperliquid:native holders 🫡
Favorite Abstract NFT:
Tollan Universe Genesis Avatars
Favorite Abstract meme/coin:
$GOD
Favorite Abstract game:
@TollanUniverse
Favorite Abstract tech/app:
@dyli_io
Wuts yours? https://t.co/zBn97YSZhA