Aave (AAVE)

aave: yo arbitrum, send back the $71m you get from the hacker, we need it

arbitrum: chill, we’re voting on it, you’ll have it in a few days. defi united, remember?

aave: bet. love that for us

(suddenly, american lawyers show up)
plaintiffs: stop right there. that $71m is ours now

aave: excuse me??

plaintiffs: we have old judgments against north korea. the hacker was lazarus group. lazarus is north korea. therefore the funds belong to north korea. therefore we seize them

aave: wait. do you have proof it was north korea?

plaintiffs: yeah, tweets

aave: …tweets

plaintiffs: and a news article

aave: but even if it was them, holding stolen funds for 5 minutes doesn’t make you the owner??

plaintiffs: yes it does

aave: so if i smash a tiffany’s window, grab a diamond, and a bystander grabs it back from me, your creditor friends can seize the diamond?

plaintiffs: correct

arbitrum: uhh… what are we supposed to do here

plaintiffs: don’t move. everything’s frozen

aave: but the funds belong to my innocent u

Most onchain research workflows: open Dune → write SQL → wait → export → paste chart into a doc → repeat.

Here's what it looks like with the Dune MCP

Prompt sent to @claudeai:

"Give me a 30-day summary of Aave's TVL, active borrower count, and liquidation events across Ethereum and Arbitrum. Flag any anomalies."

And get results like this 👇